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Does the Attorney General know you're
reading that?

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Kevin, we're supposed to be researching
colleges.

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I am, Wendy. What are you doing? Looking
for roommates?

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Come on, Mr. Belvedere. I just figured
maybe they needed to get out and stretch

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their legs a little while.

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Wesley, I think your aunts were
perfectly happy in their ant farm.

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Certainly happier than they are in here.

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How's the great college hunt coming?

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Pretty good.

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Yeah, Kevin's already zeroed in on some
nice student bodies.

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Hey, come on.

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This is their college issue. They do a
rundown on all the top universities.

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Best fraternities, best men -to -women
ratio, co -ed dorm.

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Kevin, what are you looking for, a good
school or a good party?

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Both.

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Oh, can you drive me someplace? It is an
emergency. What happened?

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Well, Angela just called from the mall,
and they are having a free makeup

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demonstration. Good God, I hope we're
not too late.

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Come on, Mr. Belvedere, this isn't...

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Oh, I'd love to, Heather, but I have
dinner to prepare.

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Well, Kevin, can you take me?

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I'm busy.

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Oh, thanks a lot.

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I'm not doing anything.

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You don't drive, stupid.

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Okay.

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Come on, you two. I need some help in
the kitchen.

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Wesley, hurry up with those potatoes.

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You know, this is the kind of stuff I
make you do in jail.

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Then you'd better get used to it.

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We just came from there. Oh, this is a
nightmare. I'm a prisoner in my own

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house. Heather, we told you. You just
keep your grades up and you can get your

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learner's permit next month.

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That's so far away.

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Come on, kitten. You'll be out driving
before you know it.

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So which one of you is going to teach
me?

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Oh, gee, I'd love to, honey, but you
know how busy I am.

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Uh, look, kitten, I read somewhere where
it's not a good idea for a relative to

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teach you.

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Isn't that right, Belvedere?

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Uncle Belvedere.

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Well, you'll teach me, won't you, Mr.
Belvedere?

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Sure, he'd love to.

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Just think, in four weeks I'll be
sitting behind the wheel and you'll be

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next to me.

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Perhaps this would be a good time to
discuss my health plan.

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Never met her before.

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Who cares when you dropkick your jacket?
As you came through the door, no one

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glared. But sometimes things get turned
around and no one's spared.

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All hands look out below.

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There's a change in the status quo.

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Gonna need all the help that we can get.

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Life is more than mere survival.

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We just might live the good life yet.

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Something for you?

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Uh, no, Mr. Belvedere. Just a piece of
junk mail. Nothing you'd be interested

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in. What is it, another note from
school?

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I know they don't permit you to bring
them home anymore.

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Hand it over.

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The British Genealogical Society.

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See, you send them your last name and
they give you a full history of your

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family and your official coat of arms.

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It was supposed to be a surprise for
your next birthday.

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That was a very nice thing to do,
Wesley.

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And I spoiled it.

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Yeah, you always gotta be so suspicious.

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I apologize.

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I was trying not to jump to conclusions.

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That's okay.

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Anyway, here's the one from school.

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Do you know what day this is?

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The day you got your learner's permit?

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Hey, I didn't think you'd remember.

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Oh, I have it marked down in my calendar
with a skull and crossbones.

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Well, here it is. You've got to give me
my first driving lesson.

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And I will.

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And I already know a lot.

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You hold your hand on the steering wheel
at 10 and 8 o 'clock, you accelerate on

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a curve, and if you start to skid, go
with it. All right!

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The University of Miami, they accepted
me.

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Congratulations.

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Let's celebrate by not going out.

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Oh, come on, Mr. Belger, you promised.

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All right.

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But first of all, you're going to learn
the rules of the road.

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But I already know them.

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Not my version.

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Hey, Dad, I got into Miami.

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Hey, where'd it go?

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Check out this campus.

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Oh, nice coconut.

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Check out the tuition.

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Whoa, almost 10 ,000 bucks.

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Yeah, but that includes everything,
except housing, transportation, food,

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textbooks.

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Look, I know it's a lot of money, but I
got it all figured out. I'm going to get

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a part -time job and put away every dime
I make towards college.

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That's good, honey.

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And all you guys have to do is make up
the rest.

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We're driving along and Mr. Belvedere
asks you to pull over, but you don't.

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When will you drive again?

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When pigs have wings.

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Very good.

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Now, we come to a stoplight and one of
your infantile friends pulls up and

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care to drag?

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And you say, yes.

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When will you drive again?

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When pigs have wings.

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Right again.

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easy. All the answers are the same. Yes.

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The questions are different.

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Come on, Mr. Belvedere. When are we
going to go out for real?

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Oh, don't worry. We will. We will.

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Just as soon as I finish making this
little scarf for your mother.

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As soon as it's done, I give you my
word, we'll be on the road.

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Okay.

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When do you take up knitting?

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Just now.

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Hello, Mr. Belvedere. Hello, Heather.

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How are you doing with Mom's scarf? Oh,
it's coming along just dandy. I should

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be finished any day now.

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If I were suspicious, I'd say you were
dragging this out just to keep from

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taking me driving.

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Oh, Heather, that would be very small of
me.

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Like it?

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Shouldn't have any trouble picking up
the chicks.

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Oh, shut up.

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Hey, I'm proud of the kid. Said he was
getting a job, he got one.

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Yeah, he also got another acceptance.
The University of Hawaii at Manoa.

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Is the tuition there as much as... More.

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Well, I guess we should be proud. He's
getting into such expensive schools.

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Right. And there's no better investment
than a good education.

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So how the hell are we going to pay for
it? I have no idea.

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Is your seatbelt securely fastened?

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Yes, Mr. Belvedere.

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Are your mirrors properly adjusted?

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Yes, Mr. Belvedere.

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Then we're all set.

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So, can I have the keys now?

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No.

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Don't be scared. I mean, I know it's my
first time, but that just means I'm

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going to be extra careful.

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You're quite right, Heather.

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You're a very responsible young lady,
and I'm sure you'll do just fine.

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All right, let's burn some rubber!

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Boy,

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that was more fun than the bumper cars!

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Are we still lurching?

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Hey, I drove great.

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What happened to the groceries?

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What almost happened to me?

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Mr. Belvedere's just mad because Heather
tried to back over him while he was

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loading the bags.

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I'm not.

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It's just I saw his head in the rearview
mirror and I thought he was in the back

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seat.

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Heather, when you leave a parking space,
you look.

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You don't use deductive reasoning.

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I'm sorry.

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Really? That's all right.

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Look, I'll be a lot more careful when we
go out tomorrow.

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How was your first day?

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Creasy.

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Five hours washing chickens, breading
chickens, frying chicken.

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Why don't you go and clean up? Dinner's
nearly ready.

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Oh, what are we having?

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You don't want to know.

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Hi, honey.

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Oh, hi, Mom.

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Listen, I thought it over, and Hawaii's
just too far. So I decided to go to

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Miami. Oh, well, look, you don't have to
make up your mind right away. You still

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have lots of time to consider some other
options.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I was thinking I'd be kind of
proud if you went to your old man's

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The University of Pittsburgh? That's
right downtown.

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Hey, that's right.

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It would be a lot more convenient for
you.

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What's wrong?

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Kevin, the University of Miami and those
other out -of -state schools, we can't

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afford them.

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Well, then I'll get another job. I'll
get the money somehow.

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Hey, look, pal, we're talking $15 ,000 a
year. It's too much.

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Now, we know Pittsburgh isn't your first
choice, but it's an excellent school.

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I don't want to go to Pittsburgh. I'm
going to Miami.

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Hey, look, champ, I'd like to be with
the surf bunnies, too, but it's...

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not why I want to go.

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Then why do you? Because it's not here.

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Don't you understand? I've got to get
away from you people.

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Yeah.

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Doc?

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You know... the people you want to get
away from?

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Sorry about what I said. I'll go to
Pittsburgh or City College or Barber

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College, whatever you want. Kevin, it's
not what we want. Mom, it's okay.

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I'll go to college all day and still get
home in time to take out the garbage.

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Hey, look, I think we know what's
bugging you.

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You're 18.

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You want a little more freedom, a little
more elbow room.

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Yeah, so?

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So? Maybe we can work something out.

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Like what?

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Like what if we loosened up the rules
around here a little?

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Yeah, from now on, you'll be your own
boss.

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Just the same as if you were living in
your own dorm room. Right, Marsha? Sure.

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So you're saying that I can do anything
here that I could do if I were away at

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college? You got it, champ.

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Right. Because we trapped you.

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere.

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Golly, in the mood for a little Sunday
morning drive?

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No. I checked outside and there isn't
any traffic.

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They probably heard about you.

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Is Kevin back yet?

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I'm afraid not.

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But I'm sure he has a very good reason
for staying out all night and wanting us

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all sick.

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I bet.

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So what'd you do if I stayed out all
night?

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Change the locks.

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Hey, guys.

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Hi. Hey, Kev.

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We were getting a little worried.

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Where have you been?

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Out.

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Oh, and what have you been doing all
this time?

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Stuff.

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I think I'm going to hit the hay, unless
there's anything else.

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No, dear.

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Just get some shut -eye.

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I know.

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Boy, he got off pretty easy. One more
word and you're grounded.

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Dealers are up by ten.

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Oh, somebody else want a brewski?

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No, you want a punch in the mouski?

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Hey, you told me I could do anything I
could do in college.

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Yeah, well, you can't guzzle a six -pack
there either.

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At least not till you're 21, buddy. Oh,
so what you're really saying is I can't

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do anything?

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Sure you can.

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Okay, so what if there's a girl I like?
Can I bring her home?

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Well, of course. Your friends are always
welcome here. Can she stay all night?

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Well, I, uh... Sure.

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Great. I'll get right on it.

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Yeah, Carla, I figured we could grab
something to eat, see a movie, and then

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could come back to my house and sleep
together.

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I'm sure my parents are going to be
here. That's the whole point.

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Hello.

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Hello. Who did you kill?

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The mailman or the gardener?

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Oh, just the dummy.

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What are you doing with that?

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Well, this is Mr.

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Coronary. I'm learning CPR in health
class.

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Yeah, we're taking him out to the garage
to practice on.

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I see.

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Well, you two do that.

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I think I may go upstairs and take a nap
before dinner.

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Okie dokie.

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All right, is the elbow okay?

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Yeah. You sure this thing is going to
fool people?

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It'll roll if we're going fast enough.

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Not only have you resuscitated Mr.
Culinary, but he's already well enough

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for a spin.

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Well, you won't drive with me anymore. I
mean, I had to do something.

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It'd be safer to let him drive.

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Come right in.

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Hi, Mr. Owens. Hello, Mrs. Owens. Hello,
Wendy. Hi.

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It's very nice of you to let me sleep
with your son.

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Our pleasure.

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Kevin, your one -night stand has
arrived.

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Great. I was just chit -chatting with
your parents.

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Yeah, well, let's go upstairs.

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Well, see you at breakfast.

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I'll take this sleeping bag. You can
have the bed.

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Whatever.

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Look, I really appreciate you doing
this. Hey, I understand.

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It's like you said on the phone. You're
just trying to prove something to your

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parents.

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Yeah, they say they're giving me all
this freedom, but they don't really mean

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it.

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Sooner or later, they're just going to
come busting in here and call it all

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Right.

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I mean, I didn't even think they'd let
us get this far.

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Who knows how far they'll let us get.

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If there's nothing else, I'm turning in.

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Hey, Belvedere, you want to take a
stroll by Kevin's room and see what's

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George, I am the housekeeper, not the
house detective.

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George, this is insane.

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He lives upstairs with a girl in his
room and we're sitting down here doing

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nothing.

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Would you have in mind?

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Sure.

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And this whole thing about loosening up
the rules was your dumb idea.

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Well, you're the one who said he could
use his room like a dorm. You said sure.

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I think you're both right.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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What your brother does or does not do is
none of your concern.

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So both of you just go to bed.

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So, is this the first time you've had a
girl up here alone?

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Yeah.

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This is the first time I've been in a
guy's room alone.

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Somehow I knew it would be like this.

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cozy here.

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So listen, I've got a deck of cards. You
want to play something?

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We could play strip poker.

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Of course, if we don't count glasses,
I'm in big trouble.

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This whole idea is stupid. No, it's not.

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Here.

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Throw some of these on the floor.

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What are you doing?

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Well, now you can tell your parents we
messed around and not be lying.

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It doesn't matter. Nobody's going to
believe anything.

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I just meant... Well, I realize we know
nothing could happen, but somebody else

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might think so.

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I mean, if they knew there was a guy up
here all alone with a reasonably

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attractive, somewhat voluptuous girl who
liked him a lot, and who, by the way,

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had been jogging and already lost 11
pounds, not that he'd notice, well, they

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sure as hell might think something could
happen.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, that's all right. It's my fault for
coming over.

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You don't have to leave.

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Oh, I gotta go, really.

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to sleep with him.

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No,

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I love it.

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It reminds me of the Blitz.

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Hey, what's this?

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Your dirty clothes.

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If you were away at college, you'd be
doing them yourself.

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So from now on, you can consider them a
kind of privilege.

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Thanks.

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you should be considering getting a hot
plate unless you want to pay for all

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your meals.

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Look, I've got to show them that me
staying at home is never going to work.

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I've got to get away.

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Away from what?

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I don't know. From everything.

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Does that include yourself?

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Maybe. Yeah, maybe I want to be somebody
different.

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Somebody different from the insufferable
little twit you've been recently?

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You see, if I could go someplace like
Miami where nobody knows me, then I

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start fresh.

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I mean, I could be confident and sure of
myself.

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And people wouldn't know what a clumsy
jerk I used to be.

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Look, run away to Miami, but believe me,
you'll be the same clumsy jerk, only

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in a warmer climate.

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Yeah, well, uh, maybe people won't catch
on.

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Then I'll write and tell them.

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And after that, I think I might drive
down to Pitt, check out the campus.

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Okay.

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Yeah, maybe you can be their mascot.

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Yeah, listen, I want to apologize about
the way I've been acting the last couple

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days.

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We said you could do what you wanted.

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Yeah, I know, but I only did all that
stuff to tick you guys off.

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You did a very good job of it.

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I guess I just figured if I could go
somewhere else, then I could be somebody

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else.

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Hey, look, pal.

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We might still be able to swing the
University of Miami.

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I mean, not right away.

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But if you keep your grades up, maybe
you can transfer in a year or two.

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Yeah, I'll be a lawyer by then. We'll
have two incomes, and I don't have to

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the Porsche right away.

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Wendy.

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I have no pride.

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And apparently, neither do you.

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to work oh i'll walk with you oh listen

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about last night um i thought about it
and how i sort of used you and i guess

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it's a pretty rotten thing to do to
somebody you like that's true but now at

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least i have something to brag about
with the girls in the locker room i

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the night with kevin owens

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you've chosen death.

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Oh, God, what happened?

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I didn't do it.

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Me and Holly Huffman were playing
wheelies on our bikes, and I fell off

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my arm.

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Nobody was here, and Wes was screaming,
so I took him in the car and drove him

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to the emergency room. Anyway, I called
you from the hospital, but I guess you

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weren't back yet, so I drove him home.

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I see.

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They gave him some stuff for pain, but
it still...

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You are to be congratulated, Heather.
That was very quick thinking.

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Thank you, Mr. Belvedere.

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Oh, and speaking of quick thinking,
catch.

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It's a miracle.

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Heather's joy ride has cost her dearly.

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She's been denied driving privileges
until the pilots win the pennant.

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Or until pigs have wings.

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Whichever comes first.

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Kevin, having met some of the coeds at
Pitt, now seems content to stay at home

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and attend school locally.

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Meanwhile, I'm still trying to convince
Wesley he should move out when he starts

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the sixth grade.

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I can dream, can't I?